One weekend Daddy and Zach were watching TV and a commercial for Boeing came on.
Daddy: You know, I work for Boeing.
Zach: I know. My friend Daniel's Dad works for Boeing too. You need to quit Boeing.
Daddy: Why is that?
Zach: Daniel and I decided that both of our dads cannot work there.
Several weeks later on the drive back from the gym:
Zach: My friend Daniel and I decided that you do not need to quit Boeing. It is okay for both of you to work there. In fact, I decided that I am not going to marry Daniel (see here). Instead; we are both going to work at Boeing when we grow up.
Daddy: I always imagined you owning your own business...like a bagel store. What will you name your bagel store?
Zach: hmmm...Mortimer Snerd. I like it when Grandpy calls me that.