Thursday, July 12, 2012

Motivated swimmers

Daddy and Mommy decided to give the kids a little motivation for getting better times out of there very unmotivated childern.

Daddy: Kids, Mommy and Daddy have decided to pay you for improving you times in swim team.  We will pay you a dollar for every second that you shave off of your time.


A couple days later...
Tessa: Daddy, you are going to have to stay at work a lot longer.


Daddy: Why is that?

Tessa:  You have to make more money because you are going to be broke after you are done paying me for my times.


Daddy:  I am glad to hear you are motivated.