After Thanksgiving dinner, the parents, grandparents and kids were gathered around the table telling stories. Tessa decided that she needed to chime in with a story of her own.
Tessa: Mommy and Daddy are really loud at night. They keep me awake. I hear them some time when I am supposed to be sleeping.
(Awkward silence, and many insinuating glaces toward parents)
Daddy takes the bait: O really?
Tessa: Yeah, you guys laugh so loud I can hear you in the other room (giggling because she thinks she is funny)
(Sighs of relief from all but mostly parents relieved that they do not have to keep the noise down)