There is somewhat of a family tradition that on the weekends Grandpa takes that kids to get bagels or brings bagels back from Einsteins for the kids to eat. This weekend the grandparents and the parents were doing a garage sale at the grandparents house and Grandpa brought back some bagels for the kid's breakfast.
Grandpa: Zach, I brought back bagels. What kind do you want: pumpernickel or an everything bagel?
Zach: PUNKernickle, of course!