Mommy, Daddy and Zach were at lunch the other day and Zach tried to steal a chip off of Daddy's plate. Daddy blocked the attempt and Zach was upset.
Daddy: You cannot just take others food without asking.
Zach: I DON'T WANT TO EAT ANYTHING! I AM NOT HUNGRY!
Zach: YOU DID NOT LET ME FINISH MY THOUGHT!
Daddy: You can have a chip if you apologize for this outburst and ask nicely.
Zach: (more mumbling) I am sorry.
Daddy: What for?
Daddy: Well that is not going to get you any chips.
Zach: YOUR TALKING MAKES ME TIRED! (5 mins of more nonsense). I am sorry for being disrespectful. Can I please have a chip?